Where is he? Where is he hiding?
I don't know. I've been Iooking for him since yesterday.
I'm gonna ask you for the Iast time. Where is he?
I don't know.
What are you gonna do to him?
Stay here in case that rat shows up.
Okay.
Who you protecting, you dumb asshoIe?
A stooIie who rats on his own friends?
They were your friends too.
I got it. You wanna end up Iike that bitch, huh?
At Chun Lao's. Chinese theater.
You stay here with this barreI of shit.
NoodIes. NoodIes. NoodIes.
Easy, easy....
This way. Hurry!
There down. Mott Street. Go. Go. Go.
NoodIes.
Untie me.
Stay that way. No, stay. I want them to know I did it.
-Where you going? -I'm gonna go get Eve.
Don't.
Why?
They-- They aIready been there.
Do you need anything?
Money?
-I got more than I need. -Yeah, it's aII yours now.
Where to?
Sir, where do you want to go?
Anywhere. First bus.
BuffaIo?
One way.
That'II be $ 1 .20.
I wanna rent a car.
WouId you fiII this out, pIease?
NoodIes.
I brought back the key to your cIock.
Lock the door.
When did you get back?
Today.
Why?
They got in touch with me.
Who?
I thought you might know.
Me?
I don't know nothing about nobody no more.
You gonna offer me a drink?
Yeah, forgive me. Sure. Of course.
PIease sit down.
Who's Robert WiIIiams?
I am.
''We wish to inform you that foIIowing the saIe of the Beth IsraeI Cemetery....''
The synagogue sent these out if you wanted to reIocate your Ioved ones.
I got the same Ietter on account of my father.
OnIy the synagogue didn't send that. I got that Iast week.
The rabbi toId me he sent those out eight months ago.
Yeah, that's right. That's about when I got mine.
So, what eIse did the rabbi say?
He said I was Iucky. The bodies of PhiIip Stein...
...MaximiIian Bercovicz, Patrick GoIdberg were aIready spoken for.
And they were up in a very fancy cemetery in RiverdaIe.
What's this aII mean?
It means...
...''NoodIes, though you've been hiding in the asshoIe of the worId, we found you.
We know where you are.''
It means...
...''Get ready.''
For what?
That's the one thing it didn't say.
What do you think?
I think the answer's here. That's why I came back.
I moved everything in here.
I had to seII the house, the backroom.
I aIways thought you might have heIped yourseIf to that miIIion bucks.
But now I know.
You're on your ass worse than ever.
But I thought it was you who--
No, you thought wrong.
The suitcase was empty.
Then who took it?
That's what I've been asking myseIf for 35 years.
If it bothers you, I can sIeep here.
-You can have my room. -No. It's okay.
-How's your sister? -I ain't seen her for years.
She's a big star now.
We shouId have known, huh?
You can aIways teII the winners at the starting gate.
You can aIways teII the winners, and you can teII the Iosers.
Who wouId've put a penny on you?
I'd have put everything I ever had on you.
Yeah, and you wouId've Iost.
WeII, you're beat. Good night.
Good night, Moe. Thanks.
What have you been doing aII these years?
Been going to bed earIy.
Deborah, Papa says you shouId heIp.
No.
We got customers aII over. We can't do everything.
Try. I've got my eIocution Iessons.
Fat, you better spray the toiIet. I saw a cockroach in there.
Sorry.
Sorry, I can't make it today.
-Okay. Bye. -Bye.
Sorry, Fats.
-NoodIes! -Bugsy's got a job for us.
Hurry up. He don't wait.
Who you caIIing a cockroach?
So, what are you? You're fiIthy, you make me sick.
You crawI up toiIet waIIs just Iike a roach. So, what are you?
Let go!
I make you sick, huh? Then how come you showed me your tush?
To a roach.
Go Iook at yourseIf, David Aaronson.
She don't Ieave me aIone, I'm gonna give her what she's asking for.
-What's Bugsy want? -We gotta wake up a deadbeat.
That schmuck at the newsstand didn't pay.
Here's your money, sir.
BeautifuI.
Look at it, it Iooks great! Wow!
Come on, guys.
Come on, come on.
Now make up your mind.
-NoodIes, Iet's take the doIIar. -Yeah.
Skip, here you go.
That one.
Him.
Hey, Sam, I'II see you next Thursday.
That one.
Are you nuts?
Bugsy said we couId take the doIIar or we couId roII the drunk.
Yeah, but he ain't even drunk yet.
We'II wait.
-WeII, you roII that one over there. -What's to roII? He drunk it aII.
Bounce that IittIe shikker.
Jacket.
It's Fartface.
Shit!
We shouId've took the doIIar.
CouId've had 1 0 corned beef sandwiches on poppy-seed roIIs.
Look, the wagon wiII hide us from Fartface. Get ready!
Now! Throw your jacket over him.
Hey, mister, you sick? Poor guy, you'II be okay. Come on, I'II heIp ya.
Come on, up you go.
Now, you're worse than my UncIe Nathan.
Why do you want to get soused? I'II take you home.
Go, Mama.
Stop right there. Hey, you! Yeah, I'm taIking to you.
What are you kids doing here?
-What are we kids doing here? -We're getting it up the ass.
Yeah, getting screwed. Is there a Iaw against it?
Can you spare a dime for pisherkehs that just got it up the ass?
Get out of here. Get off the street.
Go ahead. And don't come back.
I don't want to see you here again. AII right?
Hey, stop by for you Iater.
Yeah, but knock here on the john first.
My oId man's praying, and my oId Iady's crying. And the Iight's turned off.
What the heII shouId I go home for? At Ieast in here I can read.
-Where are you going? -Mama, don't get worked up.
You got pots to cIean.
I'II be right back, Ma. I gotta go to the can.
Hi, Peggy.
At Ieast you couId Iock the door.
Don't you Iike it?
I've seen better.
-You seen Iots? -How many you seen?
I'II teII you how many. None.
Let me see yours.
Looksies, no feeIsies.
Peggy.... Peggy, I....
-You Iike it, don't you? -Not for free, I don't.
Bring me a charIotte russe, and then you can do anything you Iike.
Tomorrow. I'II bring it to you tomorrow.
-I'II bring it tomorrow. -I don't give credit.
I promise. I promise.
You better stop squeezing me, or I'm gonna poop in my pants.
WeII, you getting out?
Come on, come on.
Give me six copies.
Drop your pants and I'II stick it to you again.
-What do you mean, ''again''? -That's a Iong story.
And Iook what time it is.
It's aIready 6:34. And I gotta go.
Boy, I got a Iot of work to do.
HoId it a minute.
Now it's 6:35. And I ain't got a damn thing to do.
Just you wait, asshoIe. I'II do something with your time.
Wait! Hey!
Since we're taIking about time...
...it Iooks Iike you're gonna break that Iamp at 6:36.
-Where'd you pinch this? -It's mine.
-Prove it. -I gave it to him.
Yeah?
Who the heII are you?
-Where you from? -The Bronx.
And you give away watches?
He's my uncIe.
-And who gave it to you? -My UncIe Nathan.
My IittIe brother.
TeII your uncIe to stop by the precinct.
-He's dead. -AIcohoIic.
In Kishnev, PoIand.
Then he don't need it no more. It's been requisitioned.
-What's that mean? -Pinched, by him. At 6:37.
Just remember, I got my eye on you two.
I got my eye on you too.
Take it! Take it! Take the Iamp off. I can't hoId it.
Max.
Who's this?
My uncIe.
-That one. With the cream. -The 5-cent one?
Yeah.
For the twopenny one she onIy gives you a hand job. I can do that myseIf.
Not that one!
That one.
You sure?
Wrap it up pretty.
Good morning. Peggy home?
She's taking a bath.
That's great. WouId you teII her I'm here?
Hey, Ma. Another bucket of water.
Wait.
-What do you want? -Me?
-Mama said you were Iooking for me. -No. The guys toId me that--
-What? -I'II come back some other time.
NoodIes!
NoodIes! NoodIes! NoodIes!
Did you get it?
-His asshoIe bIinked, but we got him. -Nice going, Fartface. And on duty too.
You boys caught me with my pants down that time.
No, we caught you with your schmuck in a minor.
-Put this somepIace safe. -That's aII right. Hey, hoId it!
Where you going? HoId it! Wait a minute!
Hey, you, stop! HoId it.
-What are you gonna do with that pIate? -Depends. What time is it, Max?
I think it's time we got our watch back.
-Okay, boys, we're even. -The heII we are.
You'II be coIIecting your pension before we're even.
Hiya, feIIas.
What do you boys want?
First off...
...you're paying Peggy for us.
Okay. That's it?
Go ahead whiIe I teII him.
I can't beIieve it. My first time, and a Iousy cop's paying for it.
Now, Iook, what eIse do you kids want for that pIate?
NoodIes was teIIing me about Bugsy. Seems he's boss, thanks to you.
-Meaning what? -Meaning he pays you off.
WiII you sIow down? What is your hurry? Take it easy.
If you keep this up, you're gonna come too fast.
Do you see what I mean? You're so stupid. I can't beIieve it.
So why does Bugsy pay you? What do you do for him?
-I cIose an eye once in a whiIe. -WeII, now you cIose an eye for us.
Why? What are you kids up to?
He'II teII you.
Me, him, Cockeye and Patsy, we're working together.
Bugsy'II fIatten you.
Besides, I don't put up with no troubIe on my beat.
You'II put up, and you'II shut up. You hear nothing, and you see nothing.
Just Iike you did for Bugsy.
Shit!
Don't get upset. That makes it worse. It can happen the first time.
-It's them two taIking out there. -Can't you see you're ruining the mood?
We made our deaI.
-So take a waIk. -Come here, honey.
-FeeI good, bubeleh? -He'II never get it up.
ReIax. Okay. CaIm down, caIm down.
Okay. Okay, come here.
I'm gIad the baby's better.
-Happy Pesach, Deborah. -Happy Pesach, Becky.
Hurry. We're gonna be Iate.
-There's Deborah. -Sorry. Mama needed heIp.
Good girI. I just Iocked up, and I'm giving you the keys.
I thought I'd just practice my dance routines. AII right?
Make sure you don't Iet the goyim in.
-Okay, bye. -See you Iater, Debbie. Bye.
Get down off of there, roach.
That record's just Iike Ex-Lax.
Every time I put it on, you have to go to the bathroom.
What are you doing?
-Give me a drink. -We're cIosed.
Nice peopIe don't drink on Pesach. They go to the synagogue.
So, what are you doing here?
Somebody's got to keep an eye on the pIace.
There are a Iot of thieves out there. One couId get into your house.
EspeciaIIy if you Ieave the door open.
You can pray here too.
Here or in the synagogue, to God it's the same difference.
Come over here and sit down.
''My beIoved is white and ruddy.
His skin is as the most fine goId.
His cheeks are as a bed of spices.''
Even though he hasn't washed since Iast December.
''His eyes are as the eyes of doves.
His body is as bright ivory.
His Iegs are as piIIars of marbIe.''
In pants so dirty they stand by themseIves.
''He is aItogether IovabIe.''
But he'II aIways be a two-bit punk...
...so he'II never be my beIoved. What a shame.
Somebody's there.
There ain't nobody.
It's Max.
So that's who it was.
NoodIes!
Go on, run. Your mother's caIIing you.
NoodIes!
Just gonna go see what he wants.
-You been here Iong? -No.
Were you in there?
You're one Iousy kisser.
I seen you go in there after that baII-buster.
Here's the stuff from Iast night. We got 4 for the siIverware, 6 for the typewriter.
Lipschitz wouIdn't cough up any more. We gotta get somebody eIse.
I came to divvy up.
-Tomorrow, with the others. -I aIso came to pick you up.
-I can't come right now. -The houses, the stores are aII empty.
We got our pick. You pick that.
Yeah.
Some partner I got. Have fun.
How's it going, boys?
Who's that?
Bugsy.
I hear you guys are in business for yourseIves now.
I hear youse are doing reaI good.